A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Quote by Fred Allen
Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is...
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the...
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the...
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own...
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...
Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...
As a woman I can't go to war, and I refuse to send anyone else
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If those in charge of our society - politicians, corporate executives, and owners of press...