The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

Quote by Fred Allen

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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own...

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own...

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the...

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the...

Writing, I think, is not apart from living. Writing is a kind of double living...

Writing, I think, is not apart from living. Writing is a kind of double living...

If it is true that every Cuban knows how to read and write, it is...

If it is true that every Cuban knows how to read and write, it is...