Quotes by Fred Allen

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own...

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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

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The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

#Fred Allen

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

#Fred Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them...

#Fred Allen

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of...

#Fred Allen

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

#Fred Allen

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

#Advertising, #Funny

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

#Celebrity, #Work

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

#Cities

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

#Cities