Quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...

#Fran Lebowitz

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...

#Fran Lebowitz

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

#Fran Lebowitz

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...

#Fran Lebowitz

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

#Adulthood, #Children

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...

#Advertising

My favorite animal is steak.

#Animals

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

#Chance, #Funny

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel

#Cities

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

#America And Americans, #Food

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

#America And Americans, #Homosexuality, #Influence

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

#America And Americans, #Homosexuality, #Influence