If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
America And Americans Quotes
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of...
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...
Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you...
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
No one has yet realized the wealth of sympathy, the kindness and generosity hidden in...
Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned...
A child miseducated is a child lost.
God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running out