Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Topics:
America And Americans Quotes
,
Homosexuality Quotes
,
Influence Quotes
Related Quotes
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...
Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is...
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not...
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.