If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Quote by Fran Lebowitz

Topics: America And Americans Quotes, Homosexuality Quotes, Influence Quotes

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...

Nothing succeeds like address.

Nothing succeeds like address.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it...

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it...

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Imagination is not the talent of some men, but is the health of every man

Imagination is not the talent of some men, but is the health of every man

Ask not the name of him who asks you for a bed. It is especially...

Ask not the name of him who asks you for a bed. It is especially...

A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes.

A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes.