“Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.Quote by Fran LebowitzTopics: Quotes about Fran LebowitzShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of...#Contemplation
Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...#Television
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...#Fran Lebowitz
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.#Fran Lebowitz
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.#Fran Lebowitz
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...#Fran Lebowitz
