Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

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You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is...

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is...

Nothing succeeds like address.

Nothing succeeds like address.

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...

Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old...

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old...

A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss;...

A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss;...