Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...

Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

Nothing succeeds like address.

Nothing succeeds like address.