I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Quote by Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Chance Quotes, Funny Quotes

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because...

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it...

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it...

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel

If London is a watercolor, New York is an oil painting.

If London is a watercolor, New York is an oil painting.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.