Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want...

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want...

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...

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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...

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I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not...

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...