If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with Let's Make a Deal
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
America And Americans Quotes
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Nothing succeeds like address.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.