Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not...
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...
You're only as good as your last haircut.
There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...
Polite conversation is rarely either.
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were...
May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day. May songbirds serenade you...
Beat the computer, program your life