Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.

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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...

You're only as good as your last haircut.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not...

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not...

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

For when I had brought them into the land, for the which I lifted up...

For when I had brought them into the land, for the which I lifted up...