Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...
There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...
Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...