Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of...

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want...

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want...

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you...

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you...

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.

When you can do the common things of life in an uncommon way, you will...

When you can do the common things of life in an uncommon way, you will...

Next to the Word of God, the noble art of music is the greatest treasure...

Next to the Word of God, the noble art of music is the greatest treasure...