Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

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Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...

You're only as good as your last haircut.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you...

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you...

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...

Nothing succeeds like address.

Nothing succeeds like address.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...