“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.Quote by Fran LebowitzTopics: Quotes about Fran LebowitzShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...#Fran Lebowitz
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.#Children, #God
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...#Fran Lebowitz
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.#Fran Lebowitz
