Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want...
Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
There's a proud modesty in merit; averse from asking, and resolved to pay ten times...
In all human affairs there are efforts and there are results, and the strength of...
A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes.