In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and...

It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and...

Unfortunately, we don't get a second chance. We've already played them twice.

Unfortunately, we don't get a second chance. We've already played them twice.

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.