In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Fran Lebowitz Quotes
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...
Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you...
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of...
Polite conversation is rarely either.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
My favorite animal is steak.
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...