If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not...
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...
Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...
My favorite animal is steak.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...
You're only as good as your last haircut.
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...