If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Fran Lebowitz Quotes
My favorite animal is steak.
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...
Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...
Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law.
Hell's afloat in lover's tears.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him
When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray