Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type.
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...
Nothing succeeds like address.
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...
My favorite animal is steak.
Polite conversation is rarely either.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...
There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession
Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel
North Carolina is the place you fly over on the way to Florida. Ohio is...
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.