There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...
Nothing succeeds like address.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...
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Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...
My favorite animal is steak.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...