Quotes by Dean Martin

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello,...

#Children, #Funny

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

#Funny, #Putdowns

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

#Funny, #Putdowns

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

#Drink, #Funny

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks...

#Hollywood

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

#Drink

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's...

#Dean Martin

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and...

#Dean Martin

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,'...

#Dean Martin

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

#Beer, #Funny