I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

Quote by Dean Martin

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I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello,...

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello,...

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,'...

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,'...

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's...

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's...

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks...

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

And all the congregation of the children of Israel journeyed from the wilderness of Sin,...

And all the congregation of the children of Israel journeyed from the wilderness of Sin,...

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Therefore thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of...

Therefore thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of...

Strong drink stupefies a man and makes it possible for him to forget; it gives...

Strong drink stupefies a man and makes it possible for him to forget; it gives...

And the priest shall write these curses in a book, and he shall blot them...

And the priest shall write these curses in a book, and he shall blot them...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

To drink in the spirit of a place you should be not only alone but...

To drink in the spirit of a place you should be not only alone but...

Moreover Jeremiah said unto all the people, and to all the women, Hear the word...

Moreover Jeremiah said unto all the people, and to all the women, Hear the word...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an...

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an...

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.

The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.