There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

Quote by Dean Martin

Topics: Hollywood Quotes

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's...

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and...

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello,...

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello,...

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,'...

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,'...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me...

It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me...

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of...

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of...

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be...

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be...