I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Quote by Dean Martin

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Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks...

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks...

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello,...

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello,...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,'...

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,'...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and...

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Then said Jesus unto Peter, Put up thy sword into the sheath: the cup which...

Then said Jesus unto Peter, Put up thy sword into the sheath: the cup which...

Let a horse drink when he will, not what he will.

Let a horse drink when he will, not what he will.

Americans wanted to settle all our difficulties with Russia and then go to the movies...

Americans wanted to settle all our difficulties with Russia and then go to the movies...

Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have a wife and...

I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have a wife and...

Businessmen they drink my wine, Plowmen dig my earth, But none of them along the...

Businessmen they drink my wine, Plowmen dig my earth, But none of them along the...

Leopards break into the temple and drink the sacrificial chalices dry; this occurs repeatedly, again...

Leopards break into the temple and drink the sacrificial chalices dry; this occurs repeatedly, again...

Neon shines through smokey eyes tonight, It's 2 AM, I'm drunk again, It's heavy on...

Neon shines through smokey eyes tonight, It's 2 AM, I'm drunk again, It's heavy on...

Thus Melzar took away the portion of their meat, and the wine that they should...

Thus Melzar took away the portion of their meat, and the wine that they should...

And the priest shall take the sodden shoulder of the ram, and one unleavened cake...

And the priest shall take the sodden shoulder of the ram, and one unleavened cake...

I drink no more than a sponge.

I drink no more than a sponge.