I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.

Quote by Dean Martin

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There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks...

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks...

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's...

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and...

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello,...

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello,...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

But Jesus answered and said, Ye know not what ye ask. Are ye able to...

But Jesus answered and said, Ye know not what ye ask. Are ye able to...

Science is some kind of cosmic apple juice from the Garden of Eden. Those who...

Science is some kind of cosmic apple juice from the Garden of Eden. Those who...

A little learning is a dangerous thing;Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring.

A little learning is a dangerous thing;Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring.

Strong drink stupefies a man and makes it possible for him to forget; it gives...

Strong drink stupefies a man and makes it possible for him to forget; it gives...

What do I eat an hors d'oeuvre for? Because I have a drink, and then...

What do I eat an hors d'oeuvre for? Because I have a drink, and then...

We formed this band when we were 18-19, we couldn't play... We were just like...

We formed this band when we were 18-19, we couldn't play... We were just like...

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

So I commended enjoyment, because a man has nothing better under the sun than to...

So I commended enjoyment, because a man has nothing better under the sun than to...

His drink, the running stream; his cup, the bare Of his palm closed; his bed,...

His drink, the running stream; his cup, the bare Of his palm closed; his bed,...

And we are witnesses of all things which he did both in the land of...

And we are witnesses of all things which he did both in the land of...

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.