Quotes about Wilson Mizner

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

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I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

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I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

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God help those who do not help themselves.

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Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

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Failure has gone to his head.

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Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

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Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

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Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...

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You sparkle with larceny.

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Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

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There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

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