Quotes about Wilson Mizner

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

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If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

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I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...

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I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

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I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

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I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

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God help those who do not help themselves.

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Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

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Failure has gone to his head.

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Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

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Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

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Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

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