Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner Quotes
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
You sparkle with larceny.
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...
The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it
A true man hates no one.
I think all women go through periods where we hate this about ourselves, we don't...
Hate is blind.