I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

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I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...

You sparkle with larceny.

You sparkle with larceny.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...