I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

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Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

God help those who do not help themselves.

God help those who do not help themselves.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.