You sparkle with larceny.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

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Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

God help those who do not help themselves.

God help those who do not help themselves.

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong

The first hundred years are the hardest.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

Failure has gone to his head.

Failure has gone to his head.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.