You sparkle with larceny.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

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Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...

Art is science made clear.

Art is science made clear.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...

The first hundred years are the hardest.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

God help those who do not help themselves.

God help those who do not help themselves.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.