I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner Quotes
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
God help those who do not help themselves.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
Failure has gone to his head.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...
In Hollywood, a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is not...
Is Hollywood the cruelest city in the world? Well, it can be. New York can...
I came out here with one suit and everybody said I looked like a bum....