I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

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If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...

The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

I'm a Hollywood Trainwreck.

I'm a Hollywood Trainwreck.