Failure has gone to his head.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

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I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is...

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is...

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.