Failure has gone to his head.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner Quotes
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
You sparkle with larceny.