Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

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If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

Art is science made clear.

Art is science made clear.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Failure has gone to his head.

Failure has gone to his head.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...