Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

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Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

God help those who do not help themselves.

God help those who do not help themselves.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Art is science made clear.

Art is science made clear.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.