God help those who do not help themselves.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

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I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

The first hundred years are the hardest.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

You sparkle with larceny.

You sparkle with larceny.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Failure has gone to his head.

Failure has gone to his head.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

Art is science made clear.

Art is science made clear.

Agriculture for an honorable and highminded man, is the best of all occupations or arts...

Agriculture for an honorable and highminded man, is the best of all occupations or arts...

I don't need the money, dear. I work for art.

I don't need the money, dear. I work for art.