God help those who do not help themselves.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner Quotes
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...
Art is science made clear.
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...