God help those who do not help themselves.

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I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...

The first hundred years are the hardest.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Promise you won't forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

Promise you won't forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

Smiling like an idiot while having an amazing conversation with your bestfriend.

Smiling like an idiot while having an amazing conversation with your bestfriend.