There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner Quotes
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...
I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....
Failure has gone to his head.