There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

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I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

Failure has gone to his head.

Failure has gone to his head.

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.

Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.