That awkward moment when a package says 'Easy open' but you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber trying to open it.

Topics: Silly Quotes, Struggle Quotes

Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.

Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.

Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent...

Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent...

When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Dear 'cool people', they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.

Dear 'cool people', they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends.

I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends.

I make some pretty incredible noises when people aren't around.

I make some pretty incredible noises when people aren't around.

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.

I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.

There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a...

There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a...

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits...

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits...

I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.

I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.

I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i'm still at...

I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i'm still at...

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and...

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and...

Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through...

Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through...

The last struggle for our rights, the battle for our civilization, is entirely with ourselves.

The last struggle for our rights, the battle for our civilization, is entirely with ourselves.