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Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are...

That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are...

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

I had one of my good friends kicked out of college for domestic violence. He...

I had one of my good friends kicked out of college for domestic violence. He...

There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be...

There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be...

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.

College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.

You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...

You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

I enjoyed high school and college, and I think I learned a lot, but that...

I enjoyed high school and college, and I think I learned a lot, but that...

No period of my life has been one of such unmixed happiness as the four...

No period of my life has been one of such unmixed happiness as the four...

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...

I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my...

I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my...

Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...

Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

No matter what I'll keep it real you know. Time for me to do it...

No matter what I'll keep it real you know. Time for me to do it...

I kept it real all my life, I never stepped on toes.

I kept it real all my life, I never stepped on toes.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Dear Teachers, if I sit next to my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If...

Dear Teachers, if I sit next to my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If...