Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last minute.

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One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...

I had one of my good friends kicked out of college for domestic violence. He...

I had one of my good friends kicked out of college for domestic violence. He...

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...

You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.

When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and...

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move...

You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move...

Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to...

Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to...

When it came to yo pussy ass nigga I woulda killed, but it was my...

When it came to yo pussy ass nigga I woulda killed, but it was my...

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I...

Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I...

If I was a teacher I would give a scantron test with all the answers...

If I was a teacher I would give a scantron test with all the answers...