Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last minute.

Topics: College Quotes, Keeping It Real Quotes, Procrastination Quotes, School Quotes

That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the...

I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the...

College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.

College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.

Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night...

Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night...

When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.

When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.

The only other time I've been away from home was when I went to college....

The only other time I've been away from home was when I went to college....

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and...

When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

I could never learn what Im learning at college. They dont teach it there, because...

I could never learn what Im learning at college. They dont teach it there, because...

Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.

Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and...

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and...

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move...

You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move...

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by...

My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by...

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in...

Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in...

Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you...

Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you...

C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.

C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.