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Topics: It Is What It Is Quotes, Keeping It Real Quotes

Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...

Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...

Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each...

Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each...

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

Love is a serious mental disease.

Love is a serious mental disease.

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...

Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a...

I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a...

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do...

Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do...

I didn't run into anyone I know today. Guess who's wearing the exact same outfit...

I didn't run into anyone I know today. Guess who's wearing the exact same outfit...

Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...

Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...

Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but...

Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but...

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...

When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...

Guys don't treat girls right, that's why the lesbian rate's going up.

Guys don't treat girls right, that's why the lesbian rate's going up.

Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or...

Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or...

I follow my friends around their house, because i don't want to be left alone...

I follow my friends around their house, because i don't want to be left alone...