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Topics: It Is What It Is Quotes, Keeping It Real Quotes

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each...

Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each...

People are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a...

People are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a...

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...

That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...

Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.

Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad...

Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

I hate when people act a different way when they get around certain people.

I hate when people act a different way when they get around certain people.

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...

Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...

Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text you to let you...

Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text you to let you...

Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of...

Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of...

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard...

If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard...

You know you slept hard when you wake up with one sock on.

You know you slept hard when you wake up with one sock on.

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...