Quotes about Jersey Shore

Cabs are here!

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GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

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Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

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It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

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Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

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I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

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Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

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Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

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Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

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OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

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JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

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Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...

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