Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5 clinger.

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Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

Maybe we can be smoosh buddies. You know, friends but with benefits. -Deena

Maybe we can be smoosh buddies. You know, friends but with benefits. -Deena

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you...

In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you...

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

Guidos are here! -Pauly D

Guidos are here! -Pauly D