Quotes about Jersey Shore

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

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There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

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These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

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Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

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Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on...

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Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

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If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

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You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

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Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

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JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

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Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

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I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

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