Quotes about Jersey Shore

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

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This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

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Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

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The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

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OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

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JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

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Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...

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How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

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There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

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These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

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Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

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I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

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