Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn't committed a crime, I just want...#Crime, #Funny, #Girlfriend
There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his...#Children, #Funny
There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's...#Age, #Funny
I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like...#Funny, #Sarcasm, #Sarcastic
Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others...#Funny, #Funny Facebook Status, #School
Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.#Coffee, #Funny
