Quotes about Funny

I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What...

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Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

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There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.

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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

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I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

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I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

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The perceptions of middle age have their own luminosity.

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Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

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In our daily lives problems are bound to arise. The biggest problems in our lives...

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Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, controls youth, and delights old age.

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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

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