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Quote by Napoleon Bonaparte

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God! How men of letters are stupid.

God! How men of letters are stupid.

The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely.

The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely.

Forethought we may have, undoubtedly, but not foresight.

Forethought we may have, undoubtedly, but not foresight.

Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics

Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.

Public instruction should be the first object of government.

Public instruction should be the first object of government.

A Constitution should be short and obscure

A Constitution should be short and obscure

Medicines are only fit for old people.

Medicines are only fit for old people.

There are only two forces that unite men - fear and interest.

There are only two forces that unite men - fear and interest.

The great proof of madness is the disproportion of one's designs to one's means.

The great proof of madness is the disproportion of one's designs to one's means.

Over-preparation is the foe of inspiration

Over-preparation is the foe of inspiration

A revolution is an idea which has found its bayonets.

A revolution is an idea which has found its bayonets.

Genuine victories, the sole conquests yielding no remorse, are those gained over ignorance

Genuine victories, the sole conquests yielding no remorse, are those gained over ignorance

The great proof of madness is the disproportion of one's designs to one's means.

The great proof of madness is the disproportion of one's designs to one's means.

A Constitution should be short and obscure.

A Constitution should be short and obscure.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.

Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.

Victory belongs to the most persevering.

Victory belongs to the most persevering.

When small men attempt great enterprises, they always end by reducing them to the level...

When small men attempt great enterprises, they always end by reducing them to the level...