How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Quote by Abraham Lincoln
There is nothing true anywhere, The true is nowhere to be seen; If you say...
People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to know him better.
And in the end, its not the years in your life that count. Its the...
My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with...
Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.
Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this...
Hold on with a bulldog grip, and chew and choke as much as possible.
Dont interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the...
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Knavery and flattery are blood relations.
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some...
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character,...
Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people...
With the catching ends the pleasure of the chase
Pleasure is the greatest incentive to evil.
Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms...