How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Quote by Abraham Lincoln

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When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to...

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to...

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any...

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any...

Never stir up litigation. A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does...

Never stir up litigation. A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does...

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to...

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to...

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with...

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with...

Some single mind must be master, else there will be no agreement in anything.

Some single mind must be master, else there will be no agreement in anything.

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not...

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not...

I fear you do not fully comprehend the danger of abridging the liberties of the...

I fear you do not fully comprehend the danger of abridging the liberties of the...

I believe this government cannot endure permanently half slave and half free.

I believe this government cannot endure permanently half slave and half free.

It may seem strange that any men should dare to ask a just God's assistance...

It may seem strange that any men should dare to ask a just God's assistance...

The assertion that all men are created equal was of no practical use in effecting...

The assertion that all men are created equal was of no practical use in effecting...

I will prepare and some day my chance will come.

I will prepare and some day my chance will come.

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.

If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you are...

If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you are...

Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor,...

Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor,...

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

The love of property and consciousness of right and wrong have conflicting places in our...

The love of property and consciousness of right and wrong have conflicting places in our...

Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.

Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.