For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper...#Death, #Funny
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his...#Funny, #Get Well
Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he...#Cute, #Funny
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they...#Funny, #Thanksgiving
The profession of book-writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.#Funny, #Writers
