“Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?Quote by Roseanne BarrTopics: Quotes about Children, Quotes about FunnyShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.#Funny, #Marriage
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants...#Women
There can never be any excuse for sacrificing our childrens futures to keep corporate tax...#Children, #Kids
Every child senses, with all the horse sense that's in him, that any parent is...#Anger, #Children, #Family
