“My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.Quote by Roseanne BarrTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about MarriageShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...#Funny, #Morning
Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...#Dating, #Funny, #Kissing
