The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

Quote by Ronnie Edwards

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For your information, I would like to ask a question.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

When I was your age, television was called books.

When I was your age, television was called books.

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller',...

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller',...

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Im not really a good singer. But most people arent, either.

Im not really a good singer. But most people arent, either.

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up...

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up...

Explore your mind, discover yourself, then give the best that is in you to your...

Explore your mind, discover yourself, then give the best that is in you to your...

I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an...

I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an...

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys...

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys...

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her...

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her...

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were...

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were...

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and...

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and...

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

If a man has to make a woman the center of his love, why should...

If a man has to make a woman the center of his love, why should...

Oh the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to...

Oh the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to...