The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

Quote by Ronnie Edwards

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The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable...

The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

Challenging snow is one of my favorite kinds of skiing, and I like being able...

Challenging snow is one of my favorite kinds of skiing, and I like being able...

Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem - in my opinion - to characterize...

Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem - in my opinion - to characterize...

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and...

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and...

Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried...

Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried...

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of...

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of...

Just at the age 'twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech, and speech is...

Just at the age 'twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech, and speech is...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Theres one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your...

Theres one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your...

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do...

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do...

I am having more trouble with myself than any other man I have ever met

I am having more trouble with myself than any other man I have ever met

I want a man who promises me nothing but tries to give me everything.

I want a man who promises me nothing but tries to give me everything.