The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

Quote by Ronnie Edwards

Topics: Funny Quotes, Relationships Quotes

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without...

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without...

We are the children of a technological age. We have found streamlined ways of doing...

We are the children of a technological age. We have found streamlined ways of doing...

The most minor gifts and not a very high class way to earn a living....

The most minor gifts and not a very high class way to earn a living....

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero...

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero...

Nothing recedes like success.

Nothing recedes like success.

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the...

When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the...

When you become senile, you won't know it.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my...

I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my...

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

If all the atoms in the universe were transformed into breasts, there would still not...

If all the atoms in the universe were transformed into breasts, there would still not...

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It...

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It...

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth...

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth...

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

If a man has to make a woman the center of his love, why should...

If a man has to make a woman the center of his love, why should...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...