Quotes about Funny

Old age is not a joy, but death is not a gain.

#Age, #Funny

Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't...

#Funny, #Valentines Day

That sign of old age, extolling the past at the expense of the present.

#Age, #Funny

[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.

#America, #Funny

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

#Dating, #Funny, #Kissing

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

#Funny, #Women

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

#Famous, #Funny

Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the...

#Compliments, #Funny, #Sister

When old age shall this generation waste, Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe...

#Age, #Funny

The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single...

#Age, #Funny

Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried...

#Age, #Funny

Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.

#Dating, #Funny