A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

Quote by Ronnie Corbett

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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going...

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going...

I think people feel starved of nice, glamorous entertainment. They want to see costumes and...

I think people feel starved of nice, glamorous entertainment. They want to see costumes and...

French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the...

French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the...

Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he...

Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he...

For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to...

For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to...

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but...

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but...

Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.

Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.

The good writing of any age has always been the product of someone's neurosis.

The good writing of any age has always been the product of someone's neurosis.

In this age of the rule of brute force, it is almost impossible for anyone...

In this age of the rule of brute force, it is almost impossible for anyone...

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand,...

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand,...

I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an...

I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an...

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

Your lordship, though not clean past your youth, have yet some smack of age in...

Your lordship, though not clean past your youth, have yet some smack of age in...

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

Dont believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they...

Dont believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they...

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that...

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that...

My breath is offensive to my wife; I am loathsome to my own brothers.

My breath is offensive to my wife; I am loathsome to my own brothers.

Here Greek and Roman find themselves alive along these crowded shelves; and Shakespeare treads again...

Here Greek and Roman find themselves alive along these crowded shelves; and Shakespeare treads again...

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

So a man jumps into a taxi and says King Arthur's close and the taxi...

So a man jumps into a taxi and says King Arthur's close and the taxi...