Quotes about Funny

Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape...

#Baby, #Dumb, #Funny

I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order...

#Disorder, #Food, #Funny

The only completely consistent people are the dead.

#Death, #Funny

We are all geniuses up to the age of ten.

#Age, #Funny

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

#Funny

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

#Funny

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

#Facebook, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

#Facebook, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status

When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, hey!...

#Funny, #Work

Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'

#Funny, #Girls

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

#Funny

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

#Funny